Olivia: I'm getting married.
Me: You are?! To who?
O: A nice boy.
Me: What's his name?
O: Jesus is a nice boy.
Me: Jesus is nice, but he lives in heaven. You can't marry him (as if that's the only reason that arrangement wouldn't work.)
O: Great-gram lives in heaven.
Me: Not yet. She'll live there soon, but not yet. (We had had that conversation last week.)
Update: She continues to tell me she's going to marry Jesus. Future nun?
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